Cries of "ulterior motive" as government unveils its own VPN to bypass its porn block

Angry citizens have taken to the streets today after the government revealed CyberMask, a new VPN owned by the prominent members of the Conservative party.

The service, which costs £7.99 a month, will go live at midnight tonight. The Prime Minister promised that it is the fastest and most secure VPN on the market, giving access to some “really sexy stuff”.

He also went on to add that every other VPN on the market is now illegal. A new department, similar to the TV License Agency, will go door to checking people’s computers to ensure no other VPN is being used.