Government plans to move all classical nude statues from British Museum to the backrooms of newsagents

The art world is in an uproar today as a leaked government document revealed plans for relocating every naked statue in the British Museum to newsagents across the country.

“We believe there is no-one with more experience in keeping nudity hidden from the public than the noble newsagent” said the document.

Despite a backlash from the art world, many people see the move as a positive one.

Newsagents have taken a big hit since the rise of online pornography and having priceless works of art on site would help them become major players in the adult industry once more.