Zoopla blocked by government after data reveals millennials are "getting off" thinking about one day owning a house

In an unexpected twist, internet users have found themselves unable to access property website Zoopla since the government’s Porn Block was activated.

The block, which prevents access to pornography, also censors any material which “sexually arouses”.

In recent years it has become increasingly common for people between the ages of 24 and 35 to become aroused at the thought of one day owning a home. As house prices have continued to rise despite stagnant wages, the fantasy of becoming a homeowner has remained just that for most people. 

Surveys show that 6/10 millennials are using websites such as Zoopla to masturbate over floor plans, second bedrooms and kitchen islands.