Wank Banks Popping Up On High Streets Across The Country

Since the introduction of the government’s Porn Block, people are becoming reliant on memory wanks once more. As people desperately try to cling on to those memories, businesses have spotted a gap in the market and are offering services that promise to preserve those memories for longer.

Various methods are used within the banks:

They employ police sketch artists who are able to create flipbooks that play out scenes.

Items of clothing that retain memory triggering scents are stored securely within a vault.

Used condoms can be encased in amber.

Creative writing teachers train people how to get their experiences down onto paper in erotic prose, which can then be printed and laminated on site.