Porn Industry Seeks To Circumvent Block By Creating Products That Appeal To Other Senses

New patent filings have revealed that the porn industry is currently investigating new ways to reach audiences once the Porn Block is introduced and further censorship could be brought in.

In its current form, the Porn Block covers audio and visual pornography, but leaves the other senses up for grabs.

One patent details a porn gas which would be sprayed directly into the nostrils, allowing users to discreetly go about their day smelling porn while appearing to be suffering from a blocked nose.

Another patent aimed at taste described chewable porn pills, which are both sensual and low in calories. The pills would come in a Smarties-style tube and feature such flavours as sweat, rubber and regret.